What's the stink all about?

Last weekend, I was up in Geneva, New York to celebrate a wedding. After a night of dancing (alas, by myself as the single lady gnomes were nowhere to be found), I spent the next day exploring the Finger Lakes region.

I attended the Garlic Festival and sampled many a pungent raw garlic clove and sated my appetite with garlic kettle corn and white wine.


Continuing the trend, I visited a local winery for a tasting. My distinguished palette must have been tainted by all the garlic, as I ended up buying several bottles of red wine despite the region's fame of white wines due to its terroir.

We have a Situation

I took respite from my busy work days for a long weekend at the Jersey Shore.

I was nervous about fitting in, as I am nowhere near as tan as JWoww nor have the blowout of Pauly D. I do, however, have fabulous abs and fist pumping ability. With my suitcase full of hairgel and bronzer, I made the drive up 95.

As it turns out, Long Beach Island is an idyllic town and I spent my days lounging by the pool and walking the beach.

I'll save my nightclubbing for my next visit!

Ice, Ice Baby

Yo, Cedric, kick it one time, boy!


I hit the road and traveled 8 hours north to Stratton, Vermont for one final ski trip of the season.

Unfortunately, mother nature didn't cooperate and conditions were less than stellar - light rain, fog, mist... turning into all out downpour... turning into ice and then, finally, snow.



I still managed to enjoy Grizzly's bar, the fireplace at Stratton Inn, the hot tub, Angry Birds, outlet shopping and general relaxation.

Clown shoes for gnome feet?

A couple weeks ago I headed up to Whitetail ski resort in Pennsylvania for a little day trip.

After scoring a sweet pair of boots and skis, I wanted to test them out before my big trip to Vermont.

Unfortunately, my giant gnome feet felt suffocated in my boots and I had an uncomfortable couple rides down the mountain (hill?). After a brief tantrum at the ski fitters, I started to loosen up the insoles and was able to feel my feet again. Ah, sweet relief.

I could finally enjoy the nice weather and surprisingly pleasant runs at Whitetail.

Pack Your Hat and Gloves!

It's time to ski! After diligently following the ski report and snow forecasts, I was comfortable with the mountain conditions for my ski trip to Winter Park, Colorado. Snow abound! Unfortunately, the temperatures hovered below 0 and made my skiing quite difficult. My beard was full of snow pellets and my nose was close to frostbit.

Fortunately, I got one good day of skiing in before the conditions deteriorated.


I busied my time shopping in the Winter Park village and ice skating.

I drove back into Denver and checked out the renowned Red Rocks amphitheater.
Breathtaking views and landscapes!

Wishing you safe travels in 2011!

You Better Belize It!

Greetings, friends!
I have a lot of catching up to do on my recent travels! In October, I visited Belize for a week. What a great time!

I started my visit on the island of Ambergris Caye in the town of San Pedro. I had the whole place to myself as it was Pan-American day and hurricane season. The threat of winds and rain won't keep me away!


I had a lovely stay at the Caribbean Villas.


I also enjoyed rum drinks by the shore, snorkeling (day and night!), eating rice and beans and driving my golf cart.


From there, I hopped on a puddle jumper and flew back to Belize City. I rented a sporty Suzuki Jimny for my adventurous drive on dirt roads up the mountains to my jungle lodge. I stopped at the Belize Zoo to visit the national treasure, April the Tapir.


I then finished the ride to my jungle lodge, the Five Sisters. They opened the resort just for me -- apparently my reputation precedes me! I enjoyed excellent dining and views of the waterfalls in the lush setting.


I then took a Military convoy to visit the Mayan ruins of Caracol. I lent a hand in the excavations of several ball courts and crypts.

Next, I visited the town of San Ignacio and had papusas at the market. I also explored the ruins of Cahal Pech.

After so much activity, I took a relaxing afternoon to sun myself and swim in the rapids at the base of the waterfalls. I had several a Belikin beer!



I also spied a perfect setting for my future wedding -- when I find the right lady gnome to share my travels with.



Speaking of, I have other travels to recount for you!

~ Cedric