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I took respite from my busy work days for a long weekend at the Jersey Shore.

I was nervous about fitting in, as I am nowhere near as tan as JWoww nor have the blowout of Pauly D. I do, however, have fabulous abs and fist pumping ability. With my suitcase full of hairgel and bronzer, I made the drive up 95.

As it turns out, Long Beach Island is an idyllic town and I spent my days lounging by the pool and walking the beach.

I'll save my nightclubbing for my next visit!